- I should buy another drink because if I don’t my social lubricant will dry up and die
- I can only talk to people at a certain point of drunkeness
- I’m not drunk enough to enjoy all these people I hate these people
- Goodness, I will try my damndest to reach a point of enjoyment! Cheers to wine!
- My bed is probably the most comfortable place in the world, like if a cloud burped up flannel and blessed it with cotton candy. I would like to get to this bed now.
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