I’m a lot like you, so please, hello, I’m here, I’m waiting. I think I would be good for you, and you would be good for me. How stupid is it? I can’t talk about it. I’ve gotta sing about it, and make a record of my heart. How stupid is it? Won’t you give me a minute? Just come up to me and say hello to my heart. How stupid is it? For all I know you want me too,...
“ Then, as you’re “being friends,” you’ll do as I do, and imagine his brain splattering on the wall behind you and over all the other patrons at the bar, because where once you thought all you needed was a look, now what you need is for him to take that look and turn it into his arms around your waist and his tongue in your mouth.”
Chemistry. If you have chemistry, you only need...
How I Met Your Mother is such a wise show
The Friend Zone Sucks →
Seriously, I love Kat George.
I Need Help
getting out of bed.
Who wouldn't want this? →
You Should Sleep With A Writer →
“…and Hank Moody is about as plausible as Gandalf.” Welp, that’s heartbreaking. I love Hank Moody.
How To Consistently Fail At Life →
I’ve been up and I’ve been down...